Of course they do clap and Tink is rescued from the brink of oblivion.
There are so many parallels with the present situation in Australia.
Firstly, there is Howard as "Tinkerbell". With polls plummeting ever lower, his ability to keep flapping his gossamer wings is doubtful. He looks likely to expire at any moment.
Then there is the APEC charade: $350 million to produce what, exactly.....?
"I don't want to overstate it, but it is a big step forward to get China, Russia and the United States, the major polluters to agree on the need for an aspirational goal (to cut emissions by 2050)." Source: Fairfax Digital
The Americans don't believe in global warming, and carbon emission limits. They refuse to sign up for the Kyoto Protocol. India and China didn't sign up. Australia didn't sign up.
But its all right folks, we have a self imposed "Aspirational Goal" --- to do "something".
That's right boys. Hold hands, "Clap - if you believe in fairies"
Tinkerbell is still waving her little flimsy wings just a bit. Maybe Howard can survive the week. Maybe.
There, that was worth $350 million, wasn't it?
Sydney's reputation as a tourist magnet is in tatters.
Late news has it that Turnbull and Downer have decided that Howard has to go, (according to an ABC interview a few minutes ago, with a Sky News representative - David Speers). ABC 702 radio - 9:40am.
Read the story here.
What cost to the nation, to stoke the ego of a fading politician?
I don't think it was worth it, do you?
But then, to be honest, I never did.